My chick tried massaging my prostate. What do I do?

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Chris Hansen asked:


Ok well my chick is a freak and she gives me free reign over what I want to do with her. However, yesterday she tried sticking her finger up my butt and massaging my prostate. I told her no but then she said that I wasn’t being fair considering that she lets me do what I want with her. What do I do?

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21 Responses to “My chick tried massaging my prostate. What do I do?”

  1. Bella © Says:

    Sex shouldn’t be like a business transaction, if your not comfortable doing that then don’t do it.

    If she was letting you do things to her just to hold them over your head when it was convenient for then that it so not cool.

    I definitely think she has been watching the movie Road Trip way too much…

    Hey but this guy liked it, try it maybe you will too ;)

  2. Kally M Says:

    Disturbing.
    Tell her for you its uncomfortable and if she doesnt like the things you do, she has to speak up.

  3. Jbon Says:

    Be open to new things…it doesn’t make you gay.

  4. cobra Says:

    make sure she washes her fingers before you suck on them

  5. CLAUDE D Says:

    Let her do what she wants, you might like it. If you find it was a horrible experience, then let her know that there are other things that you much prefer.

  6. em Says:

    ouch well tell her that you’ll be a little more lenient but there do have to be some boundries and your finger up there is one of them

  7. Some Dude in NorCal. Says:

    What should you do? Enjoy!
    For reals, the only boundry for sex is comfort levels. Like they tell the girls, it’s your body and you have the right to control what is done with it. In a mature relationship, she should understand that.

  8. somebody Says:

    crap on her and tell her you told her to stop

  9. Ryan2fly Says:

    If you can stick your finger up her butt, then she should be able to stick her’s up your’s. That’s probably what she’s trying to say. Thats why you should steer clear of her butthole. I suggest flatulating on her finger. Then she’ll never go near your butt again.

  10. WstCotter G Says:

    This will almost instantly turn you gay,, (OK it takes a day or so) Bet your wanting to puff one right now ain’t you.

  11. ArtyFarty Says:

    I think you need to ask her whether it’s a tit for tat relationship. What exactly do you do to her?? If you don’t like having a rectal examination just stand your ground and tell her if there is anything she doesn’t like then she should say so.

  12. AlaskaMusher Says:

    Make sure she washes her hand before she makes dinner.

  13. smile Says:

    tell her to lube it up, least get it wet a little, you should be so lucky, can’t just jam stuff up there, gotta be slow smooth and sensual, work it open a little, sorry if i’m grossing you out. If you really don’t like it and aren’t just too pansy to admit it tell her you’re not comfortable with that, but then what sick stuff do you do when you have free reign, you might go straight for the chute everytime. She might even not like it but is trying to play some game on you like how do you like it. If so i’d say the 1st advice should be reversed where you open her up slow before you go jamming anything in there.

  14. Kris Says:

    She ” TRIED”?

    So you havnt experienced this mind blowing sensation …
    give it a whirl, right before you ejaculate

    chances are you will be hitting gay bars tommorow

    lol

  15. radical_truth2000 Says:

    I think you should try to stick a pineapple up her. Tell her that you realy want to and so it would not be fair for her not to let you.

    She is not being fair to expect you to do things, or to allow her to do things to you, that you don’t feel comfortable with. Don’t be manipulated by her.

    On another note, lots of guys like this, maybe you might like to try it another time (only if you want to) make sure she uses lube and that you are very excited at the time.

  16. Dopey E Says:

    Sexual pleasures are for what turns you on and not for what turns you off.
    If you are worried about prostate cancer from an anal tickle and not luvvin’ on your sweetie, then see a doctor, not a girlfriend!!

    If she is going too bold on your attitude, then say on it! Otherwise, it sounds like you have a fine young WOMAN (not “chick”) on your hands and she thinks you am it! Do it! Don’t stop till yo come on 90!!

  17. sdchar01 Says:

    Hey give it a chance you could find that it is rewarding. Can you imagine what she must have felt when you asked her to do whatever? Just Do It!!! Or let her do it. Hey try this: Tell her she can massage it all she wants but has to suck you off while doing so. Everybody wins, well at least you win. Maybe Big time, Who knows?

  18. Icy gazpacho Says:

    Just tell her you feel uncomfortable about it and you would have expected her to tell you the same thing if what you do to her also bothers her. After all, you are just doing it to have fun, right… and she is obviously out to give you some pleasuring.

    Communication is simple isn’t it?

    Oh yeah one more word of advice… open your mind and your magic button will follow.

  19. Beacher Says:

    Let her do it! You will have a mind blowing orgasm! Make sure her finger nail is short!

  20. The Answer Guy Says:

    Tell her to keep her F uckin Finger out of your as s. Man if there is things that she like you to do to her, FINE. I’m sure that there are things that she won’t let you do as well.
    Keep her of your a ss. I think that this is the biggest misconception. I told a gf way back when not to one time she tried and the moment she tried it again. I stuck the finger she tried it with up her NOSE.

    She really was not worth the relationship or the booty call.

  21. Kitty Says:

    If you don’t like it, then she shouldn’t do it. Vice versa

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